Minggu, 28 April 2013

~From Kids to God~

Ada sebuah artikel yang aku baca pada sebuah website, yang membuatku tertawa terpingkal-pingkal saat nonton Euro 2012.
Artikel ini berisikan doa dari anak-anak Sunday School di Amerika.

Pada suatu waktu guru Sunday School meminta anak-anak tersebut menuliskan tiap-tiap doa mereka ke sebuah kertas kecil lalu dimasukkan ke dalam sebuah peti.
Ketika pada saat peti dibuka, berikut isi doa dari anak-anak Sunday School tersebut :

Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do. What does it when You are on vacation?. - Jane

Dear God, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot

Dear God, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear God, I didn't think orange went purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. - Margret

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? No body will tell me. - Love, Allison

Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that a trick?. - Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?. - Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it accident?. - Norma

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?. - Jerry

Dear God, who draws the line around countries?. - Nan

Dear God, The bad people laughed at Noah - "you made an ark on dry land you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that okay?. - Neil

Dear God, What does it mean You are a jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Tom

Dear God, Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy?. - Joyce

Dear God, Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom L.

Dear God, please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. - Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. - Denise

Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. - Danny

Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam

Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Marry

Dear God, of all the people who work for You, I like Jesus the best. - Rob

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?. - Marsha

Dear God, If You watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, Chris

Dear God, we read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea. - Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I'm not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles Jun

Demikianlah isi dari doa anak-anak Sunday School itu. Begitu polos dan lucunya mereka... :D

¤¤ Jesus Loves You! ¤¤

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